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Ron Swanson

Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared

Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared Ron Swanson
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bacon wrapped shrimp... my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food

bacon wrapped shrimp... my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food Ron Swanson
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Reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my 6th birthday I couldn’t choose, so, I slaughtered both of them. And they were delicious

Reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my 6th birthday I couldn’t choose, so, I slaughtered both of them. And they were delicious Ron Swanson
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Give me all the bacon and eggs you have I know what you heard was, "give me alot of bacon and eggs" but what i really meant was, GIVE ME ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE!!

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have I know what you heard was,
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I'm a simple man I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food -Ron Swanson

I'm a simple man I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food -Ron Swanson Ron Swanson
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When I eat it is the food that is scared

When I eat it is the food that is scared Ron Swanson
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It's my birthday get the fuck away from me.

It's my birthday get the fuck away from me. Ron Swanson
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People who buy things are suckers

People who buy things are suckers Ron Swanson
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You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of thin mints & tagalongs but what I said was: give me all of the thin mints and tagalongs you have.

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of thin mints & tagalongs but what I said was: give me all of the thin mints and tagalongs you have. Ron Swanson
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When I Eat Its the food that's scared

When I Eat Its the food that's scared Ron Swanson
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