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IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

 IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.  Schrute

"Every cloud has a silver lining" False. Clouds cannot have a metallic lining of any thickness and maintain buoyancy.

"My swag is too loud"? False. Swag is a phrase and has no sound

"Standing on a log" False. The elephant is lying down

Trix are for kids FALSE. Tricks* are for magicians and hookers.

Trix are for kids FALSE.  
Tricks* are for magicians and hookers.  Schrute

LOVE IS in the air? false: oxygen, nitrogen, and argon is in the air

LOVE IS in the air? false: oxygen, nitrogen, and argon is in the air  Schrute

You think you miss me more than i miss you?!? FALSE

You think you miss me more than i miss you?!? FALSE  Schrute

Vroeger droeg ik geen bril Nu wel, kanker veel SWAG

Vroeger droeg ik geen bril  Nu wel,   kanker veel SWAG  Schrute

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise humans can lose as many as 10 brain cells while sleeping. FALSE

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
 humans can lose as many as 10 brain cells while sleeping. FALSE  Schrute

Why is 6 afraid of 7? False. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? False.
Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.  Schrute
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