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i would dig a hole all the way to china unless of course i was there, then i'd dig my way home. FALSE. that is 15,852.82 miles, most of which is mantle and core.

i would dig a hole all the way to china unless of course i was there, then i'd dig my way home. FALSE.  
that is 15,852.82 miles, most of which is mantle and core.  Schrute

What the fuck are you doing Im spinning your stab.

What the fuck are you doing Im spinning your stab.  Schrute

"Seals are just dog mermaids" False! Merdogs.

I ate some delicious food. False. If you didn't Instagram it, it never happened.

I ate some delicious food. False.
If you didn't Instagram it, it never happened.  Schrute

Most offensive one-liners False. You are using two line jokes.

Most offensive one-liners False.  
You are using two line jokes.   Schrute

Boys will be boys? Correct. gender is not a variable.

Boys will be boys? Correct.  
gender is not a variable.  Schrute

discovers ucsb memes while studying waste of adderall

discovers ucsb memes while studying waste of adderall  Schrute

I Before E except after c FALSE. Rottweiler.

I Before E except after c FALSE.  
Rottweiler.   Schrute

Nothing sucks more than that moment during and argument when you realize you're wrong. False. Cancer

Nothing sucks more than that moment during and argument when you realize you're wrong. False.
Cancer  Schrute

Rogvi C. ''i said pick up the soap!''

Rogvi C. ''i said pick up the soap!''  Schrute
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