Schrute

E=MC Vagina Correction, E=MC²

E=MC Vagina Correction, E=MC²  Schrute

Frat guys are huge man whores False. Your just cheap sluts.

Frat guys are huge man whores False.
Your just cheap sluts.
  Schrute

The only pi day is 3/14/1592 False. March 14, 2015 will be the next Pi day, it will be written as 3/14/15.

The only pi day is 3/14/1592 False.
March 14, 2015 will be the next Pi day, it will be written as 3/14/15.  Schrute

If the shoe fits, wear it. False. If the shoe fits, you should consider style, price, and practicality... then make a decision.

If the shoe fits, wear it. False.
If the shoe fits, you should consider style, price, and practicality... then make a decision.  Schrute

"Bullying roots from jealousy" False. Jealousy is just one of the reasons people bully

every rose has its thorn False. Grand gala roses have no thorns

every rose has its thorn False.
Grand gala roses have no thorns  Schrute

lick your lips and 3 times, blink once, and keep your eyes wide open, and you will sneeze or yawn False, you'll just look stupid

lick your lips and 3 times, blink once, and keep your eyes wide open, and you will sneeze or yawn False,
you'll just look stupid  Schrute

Valentine's Day Sucks False. You suck. Days are what you do with them. get drunk.

Valentine's Day Sucks False.
You suck. Days are what you do with them. get drunk.  Schrute

"The grass is always greener on the other side" False. If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener

i would dig a hole all the way to china unless of course i was there, then i'd dig my way home. FALSE. that is 15,852.82 miles, most of which is mantle and core.

i would dig a hole all the way to china unless of course i was there, then i'd dig my way home. FALSE.  
that is 15,852.82 miles, most of which is mantle and core.  Schrute
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