Scumbag Advice God

I JUST KILLED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS IN A CAR ACCIDENT... CAUZ I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YA BRA.

I JUST KILLED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS IN A CAR ACCIDENT... CAUZ I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YA BRA.    Scumbag Advice God

"you shall not commit adultery" Knocks up another guy's wife

Designs us to be perfect organisms Body tries to kill any life saving organ transplant

Designs us to be perfect organisms Body tries to kill any life saving organ transplant  Scumbag Advice God

I love you obey me or I'll torture you forever

I love you obey me or I'll torture you forever  Scumbag Advice God

Blesses you with the gift of free will strongly encourages you not to use it

Blesses you with the gift of free will strongly encourages you not to use it  Scumbag Advice God

So I burned your house and killed your family nvm, Just testing your faith

So I burned your house and killed your family nvm, Just testing
your faith  Scumbag Advice God

can create anything he wants doesn't create street sharks

can create anything he wants doesn't create 
street sharks  Scumbag Advice God

Forgets to fuse tectonic plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake

Forgets to fuse tectonic plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake  Scumbag Advice God

Hates Heathen Northern Liberals Sends Natural Disasters to Southern Conservatives

Hates Heathen Northern Liberals Sends Natural Disasters to Southern Conservatives  Scumbag Advice God

creates gays, atheists and people of other faiths hates gays, atheists, and people of other faiths

creates gays, atheists and people of other faiths hates gays, atheists, and people of other faiths  Scumbag Advice God
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