Scumbag Advice God

creates universe filled with unimaginable wonders is infuriated with multi-fabric wardrobes

creates universe filled with unimaginable wonders is infuriated with multi-fabric wardrobes  Scumbag Advice God

Mary? Lol, brah I wrecked that chick

Mary? Lol, brah I wrecked that chick  Scumbag Advice God

"thou shall not commit adultery" fucks joseph's wife

Promises 72 virgins after death. Sends you to eternal Dungeons & Dragons tournament.

Promises 72 virgins after death.  Sends you to eternal Dungeons & Dragons tournament.  Scumbag Advice God

Sends son to earth to save mankind ~1400 years of dark ages

Sends son to earth to save mankind ~1400 years of dark ages  Scumbag Advice God

has an infinite amount of bread and wine for his followers doesnt put an end to world hunger

has an infinite amount of bread and wine for his followers doesnt put an end to world hunger  Scumbag Advice God

omnipotent requires war between heaven and hell for salvation

omnipotent requires war between heaven and hell for salvation  Scumbag Advice God

Makes men horny as fuck Masturbastion and Sex Before marrige - SIN

Makes men horny as fuck Masturbastion and Sex Before marrige - SIN  Scumbag Advice God

Creates man in own image 2nd generation, motherfuckers, and murderers.

Creates man in own image 2nd generation, motherfuckers, and murderers.   Scumbag Advice God

had virgins and adulterers stoned to death let pedophiles and rapists off the hook

had virgins and adulterers stoned to death let pedophiles and rapists off the hook  Scumbag Advice God
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