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Scumbag Advice God

Money is the root of all evil I need ten percent of your income

Money is the root of all evil I need ten percent of your income Scumbag Advice God
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Gives you free will. Sends you to hell if you use it.

Gives you free will. Sends you to hell if you use it. Scumbag Advice God
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Confuses the languages of people who tried to build the tower of Babel Lets Nebuchadnezzar II restore the tower and put a temple to Marduk on the top

Confuses the languages of people who tried to build the tower of Babel Lets Nebuchadnezzar II restore the tower and put a temple to Marduk on the top Scumbag Advice God
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gets pissed at satan for giving us knowledge and free will... takes credit for everything good we do with them.

gets pissed at satan for giving us knowledge and free will... takes credit for everything good we do with them. Scumbag Advice God
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says muslims can marry jews and christians (5:5) but can't be friends with them (5:51)

says muslims can marry jews and christians (5:5) but can't be friends with them (5:51) Scumbag Advice God
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Homosexuality is an abomination puts the male g-spot in your ass

Homosexuality is an abomination puts the male g-spot in your ass Scumbag Advice God
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punishes evil talking snake by forcing it to crawl around on its belly like a snake

punishes evil talking snake by forcing it to crawl around on its belly like a snake Scumbag Advice God
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Tells Noah to build an Ark Makes everyone else forget how to use a boat

Tells Noah to build an Ark Makes everyone else forget how to use a boat Scumbag Advice God
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ask me about truth* *warning: results may vary

ask me about truth* *warning: results may vary Scumbag Advice God
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creates a lifeform impervious to cancer naked mole rats, not human beings created in his own image

creates a lifeform impervious to cancer naked mole rats, not human beings created in his own image Scumbag Advice God
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