Scumbag Bowels

Doing some heavy lifting today? Here's a sudden attack of diarrhea for you to hold in while you carry it.

Doing some heavy lifting today? Here's a sudden attack of diarrhea for you to hold in while you carry it.  Scumbag Bowels

Feeling nervous? farts

Feeling nervous? farts  Scumbag Bowels

We're in the shower? "guess what, you gotta poop"

We're in the shower?

Shows up to work all year Stops clocking in all of August

Shows up to work all year Stops clocking in all of August  Scumbag Bowels

Commander Colon, the time has come... execute order shity shit

Commander Colon, the time has come... execute order shity shit  Scumbag Bowels

Everyone is being quiet? Let me play you the song of my people

Everyone is being quiet? Let me play you the song of my people  Scumbag Bowels

Just got out of shower? Has to shit

Just got out of shower? Has to shit  Scumbag Bowels

About to sneeze? Let's fart at the exact same time.

About to sneeze? Let's fart at the exact same time.  Scumbag Bowels

This meme Is really shitty

This meme Is really shitty  Scumbag Bowels

Oh, you're about to board a flight? I'm afraid that doesn't align with my schedule.

Oh, you're about to board a flight? I'm afraid that doesn't align with my schedule.  Scumbag Bowels
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