Scumbag Bowels

I don't always need evacuated on a given day But when I do, it's never in just one sitting

I don't always need evacuated on a given day But when I do, it's never in just one sitting  Scumbag Bowels

Hot Girl coming over? How bout some gas bro?

Hot Girl coming over? How bout some gas bro?  Scumbag Bowels

About to get laid nope, diarrhea

About to get laid nope, diarrhea  Scumbag Bowels

No. 2? Spend 15 minutes on the toilet... just passes gas

No. 2? Spend 15 minutes on the toilet... just passes gas  Scumbag Bowels

Class In five minutes? Time to shit

Class In five minutes? Time to shit  Scumbag Bowels

Nice relaxed 1hr window before all-day hike? no dice, bro

Nice relaxed 1hr window before all-day hike? no dice, bro  Scumbag Bowels

TIME TO WORK HARD DURING SEX? URGE TO SHIT

TIME TO WORK HARD DURING SEX? URGE TO SHIT  Scumbag Bowels

20 mins Till you leave for work? Constipated! About to walk out the door? Diarrhea!

20 mins Till you leave for work?
Constipated! About to walk out the door?
Diarrhea!  Scumbag Bowels

Needs to fart during class Makes it absurdly smelly

Needs to fart during class Makes it absurdly smelly  Scumbag Bowels

Oh, I see you have a P. in your V. Let me tell you about all the F's you have in your B.

Oh, I see you have a P. in your V. Let me tell you about all the F's you have in your B.   Scumbag Bowels
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