Scumbag Brain

Remembers Exgirlfriend's phone number Forgets Social Security number

Remembers Exgirlfriend's phone number Forgets Social Security number  Scumbag Brain

No problem, brah

 No problem, brah  Scumbag Brain

Big interview tomorrow? Wakes you up at 4am with nightmare that you slept through it

Big interview tomorrow? Wakes you up at 4am with nightmare that you slept through it  Scumbag Brain

"You know what you haven't thought of in a while?" "THE GAME!"

Shit, getting pwned ITT... Time to claim I have an IQ of 150.

Shit, getting pwned ITT... Time to claim I have an IQ of 150.   Scumbag Brain

TAKE FOREVER TO FALL ASLEEP IN BED FALL ASLEEP EVERY CLASS HOUR

TAKE FOREVER TO FALL ASLEEP IN BED FALL ASLEEP EVERY CLASS HOUR  Scumbag Brain

TAKING A FINAL HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT

TAKING A FINAL HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT   Scumbag Brain

hey, remember that time you farted during that test four years ago? Or when you stepped in dog shit and tracked it in your best friend's house? Then his mom yelled at you? Remember that time you couldn't get the hair gel out of your pants, and everyone t

hey, remember that time you farted during that test four years ago? Or when you stepped in dog shit and tracked it in your best friend's  house? Then his mom yelled at you? Remember that time you couldn't get the hair gel out of your pants, and everyone t  Scumbag Brain

Hey you know the answer to this! Now what was it again?...

Hey you know the answer to this! Now what was it again?...   Scumbag Brain

Knows you're sick and lets you sleep Gives you 10 hours of fever nightmares

Knows you're sick and lets you sleep Gives you 10 hours of fever nightmares   Scumbag Brain
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