Scumbag Cat

Runs as fast as he can to beat you down the stairs walks as slow as possible once he gets in front of you

Runs as fast as he can to beat you down the stairs walks as slow as possible once he gets in front of you  Scumbag Cat

Buy $100 worth of high tech cat toys favorite toy is dead leaf from outside

Buy $100 worth of high tech cat toys
 favorite toy is dead leaf from outside  Scumbag Cat

I see you're wearing white pants. I'm feeling particularly affectionate today.

I see you're wearing white pants. I'm feeling particularly affectionate today.  Scumbag Cat

Willing to eat a live rodent Will only eat one brand of catfood

Willing to eat a live rodent Will only eat one brand of catfood  Scumbag Cat

Buy cat an expensive toy Plays with milk bottle cap instead

Buy cat an expensive toy Plays with milk bottle cap instead  Scumbag Cat

senses you need to pee hops on your lap purring

senses you need to pee hops on your lap  purring  Scumbag Cat

That's a nice new white carpet you've got there *a-huck* *a-huck* *a-huck*

That's a nice new white carpet you've got there *a-huck* *a-huck* *a-huck*  Scumbag Cat

Watches You Clean Litterbox Takes a giant crap once you're finished

Watches You Clean Litterbox Takes a giant crap once you're finished  Scumbag Cat

Sleeps all Day wants to play all night

Sleeps all Day wants to play all night  Scumbag Cat

Sees freshly cleaned litterbox poops

Sees freshly cleaned litterbox poops  Scumbag Cat
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