Scumbag Cat

Begs you to hold and pet him Claws your fucking face off

Begs you to hold and pet him Claws your fucking face off  Scumbag Cat

can detect cancer doesn't care enough to tell you

can detect cancer doesn't care enough to tell you  Scumbag Cat

hates all your friends except the ones allergic to cats

hates all your friends except the ones allergic to cats  Scumbag Cat

Poops in litter box Pees everywhere else

Poops in litter box Pees everywhere else  Scumbag Cat

Throws up Wants to get on your lap

Throws up Wants to get on your lap  Scumbag Cat

You bought me a $30 scratching post? No thanks, I'd much rather tear up your $1000 couch.

You bought me a $30 scratching post? No thanks, I'd much rather tear up your $1000 couch.  Scumbag Cat

Buy her fancy new toys still plays with string

Buy her fancy new toys still plays with string  Scumbag Cat

Has 3 Scratching posts shreds couch

Has 3 Scratching posts shreds couch  Scumbag Cat

Rubs on you and meows runs away as soon as you start to pet them

Rubs on you and meows runs away as soon as you start to pet them  Scumbag Cat

Knocks over indoor plants To look at outdoor ones.

Knocks over indoor plants To look at outdoor ones.  Scumbag Cat
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