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Scumbag Dungeon Master

Fails vendors spot check when you steal an item item is cursed

Fails vendors spot check when you steal an item item is cursed Scumbag Dungeon Master
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Kills your character as a plot device. Resurrection spells don't work.

Kills your character as a plot device. Resurrection spells don't work. Scumbag Dungeon Master
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Watches you spend an hour equipping your character Starts campaign out as you becoming a slave

Watches you spend an hour equipping your character Starts campaign out as you becoming a slave Scumbag Dungeon Master
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"If you don't like how I run my game then you can find another DM" is the only dm in town
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New player has crippling necrophobia zombies in every dungeon

New player has crippling necrophobia zombies in every dungeon Scumbag Dungeon Master
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"You can only use material from the Player's handbook, no exceptions" pulls monsters from publishers you've never even heard of
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you can't cast that you never actually said that you prepared today's spell allotment

you can't cast that you never actually said that you prepared today's spell allotment Scumbag Dungeon Master
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"I'll roll for your character since you can't make it this week" return to four points of permanent ability drain
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Your Cleric has only 6 constitution? Here, fight some poisonous snakes

Your Cleric has only 6 constitution? Here, fight some poisonous snakes Scumbag Dungeon Master
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Bard plays music in a tavern random npc throws a spear at him

Bard plays music in a tavern random npc throws a spear at him Scumbag Dungeon Master
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