Scumbag Dungeon Master

your first encounter: extra bitey giant scorpion

your first encounter: extra bitey 
giant scorpion  Scumbag Dungeon Master

CR 15 950 EXP each. No loot.

CR 15 950 EXP each. 
No loot.  Scumbag Dungeon Master

Rolls some dice behind the Screen Just to see some players sweat

Rolls some dice behind the Screen Just to see some players sweat  Scumbag Dungeon Master

Has to find the heir to the Dwarven throne to prevent Dragon Rape. Heir is retarded

Has to find the heir to the Dwarven throne to prevent Dragon Rape. Heir is retarded  Scumbag Dungeon Master

Guys, this'll be so cool when you figure it out item is cursed

Guys, this'll be so cool when you figure it out item is cursed  Scumbag Dungeon Master

Gives everyone money to buy cool shit Everyone gets drugged and loses their cool shit

Gives everyone money to buy cool shit Everyone gets drugged and loses their cool shit  Scumbag Dungeon Master

"Each of you needs to create a level 1 million character. Roll 999,999 hit dice now, and you get maximum hit points at 1st level." 2 weeks later... "A portal of unimaginable size appears! Out comes a white dragon as big as a mountain! As millionth level c

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