Scumbag Genetics

Sorry bro, I can't give you a manly beard But here's a jungle of pubes for your butt crack

Sorry bro, I can't give you a manly beard But here's a jungle of pubes for your butt crack  Scumbag Genetics

male pattern balding Jungle of ass hair

male pattern balding Jungle of ass hair  Scumbag Genetics

You don't need a beard You need an ass-beard

You don't need a beard You need an ass-beard  Scumbag Genetics

I will make you perfect for all women and you will be impossible for them to resist gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

I will make you perfect for all women and you will be impossible for them to resist gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy  Scumbag Genetics

hey bro, i think you need some hair on your ass takes it off your head

hey bro, i think you need some hair on your ass takes it off your head  Scumbag Genetics

IQ Well above average? Better add some self doubt, anxiety, depression. Top with an affinity for whiskey.

IQ Well above average? Better add some self doubt, anxiety, depression.  Top with an affinity for whiskey.  Scumbag Genetics

Brilliant mind? Here's some procrastination and laziness

Brilliant mind? Here's some  procrastination and laziness   Scumbag Genetics

Brilliant mind? Here's some clinical depression to go along with it.

Brilliant mind? Here's some clinical depression to go along with it.  Scumbag Genetics

SURE!!! You can have facial hair ...but...only on one side

SURE!!! You can have facial hair ...but...only on one side  Scumbag Genetics

Unattractive? Here, have a small penis

Unattractive? Here, have a small penis  Scumbag Genetics
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