Scumbag God is an SBF

has power to end world hunger watches you masturbate instead

has power to end world hunger watches you masturbate instead  Scumbag God is an SBF

Makes the rule that "Thou shalt not kill" Orders people to kill others if they don't follow his rules

Makes the rule that

Gets all the credit for your sexual performance

Gets all the credit for your sexual performance  Scumbag God is an SBF

preaches forgiveness loses his shit over an apple

preaches forgiveness loses his shit over an apple  Scumbag God is an SBF

You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves But slice part of your Dick off LOL

You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves But slice part of your Dick off LOL  Scumbag God is an SBF

describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes

describes humans as his most perfect creation puts hair on their buttholes  Scumbag God is an SBF

Israelites, in my wisdom and love I have freed you from slavery but I forgot to reserve unsettled land for you. So here is a list of ethnic cleansing missions. Spare no one.

Israelites, in my wisdom and love 
I have freed you from slavery but I forgot to reserve unsettled 
land for you. So here is a list of 
ethnic cleansing missions.
 Spare no one.   Scumbag God is an SBF

Makes you right-handed Makes your right hand a claw and your left hand normal

Makes you right-handed Makes your right hand a claw and your left hand normal  Scumbag God is an SBF

Loves all of his children lets japan get nuked

Loves all of his children lets japan get nuked  Scumbag God is an SBF

And God so hated the world that he sent his only son to make false promises so people would waste their lives denying reality, waging wars and believing in a non-existent after life.

And God so hated the world
that he sent his only son
to make false promises so people would waste their lives
denying reality, waging wars and believing in a non-existent after life.  Scumbag God is an SBF
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