Scumbag Microwave

how about a hot plate with cold pizza?

how about a hot plate with cold pizza?   Scumbag Microwave

Wanna enjoy a hot pocket? ha good luck with that

Wanna enjoy a hot pocket? ha good luck with that   Scumbag Microwave

Trying to heat something without waking up the entire house? Let me play for you the song of my people.

Trying to heat something without waking up the entire house? Let me play for you the song of my people.  Scumbag Microwave

Wakes up whole family Food is still cold

Wakes up whole family Food is still cold  Scumbag Microwave

Heats up dinner Lags you out of games

Heats up dinner Lags you out of games  Scumbag Microwave

makes you pizza rolls at 1am wakes up entire house telling you they're ready

makes you pizza rolls at 1am wakes up entire house telling you they're ready  Scumbag Microwave

heats 15 pizza rolls in no time takes twice the recommended time to heat an entirely liquid cup of soup

heats 15 pizza rolls in no time takes twice the recommended time to heat an entirely liquid cup of soup  Scumbag Microwave

Hey bro, you left your fork, I don't know if you sh- let's have a motherfucking rave in this bitch!!!!!!!!

Hey bro, you left your fork, I don't know if you sh- let's have a motherfucking rave in this bitch!!!!!!!!  Scumbag Microwave

Oh, you want more student parking? here's a microwave lol

Oh, you want more student parking? here's a microwave lol   Scumbag Microwave

Looks like your food is done beep beep motherfucker

Looks like your food is done beep beep motherfucker  Scumbag Microwave
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