Scumbag Microwave

HEATS YOUR BURRITO TO 300 degrees KEEPS THE MIDDLE ICE COLD

HEATS YOUR BURRITO TO 300 degrees KEEPS THE MIDDLE ICE COLD  Scumbag Microwave

Food comfortably warm on outside boiling-lava-hot-destroy-your-mouth on inside!!

Food comfortably warm on outside boiling-lava-hot-destroy-your-mouth on inside!!  Scumbag Microwave

Here, have a nice hot bowl. with cancer

Here, have a nice hot bowl. with cancer  Scumbag Microwave

Heats bowl or plate so hot you can't touch it Food stays ice cold

Heats bowl or plate so hot you can't touch it Food stays ice cold  Scumbag Microwave

Blames me for uneven heating never learns how to adjust the fucking power levels

Blames me for uneven heating never learns how to adjust the fucking power levels  Scumbag Microwave

most buttons aren't responsive food always heated in increments of 1:11

most buttons aren't responsive food always heated in increments of 1:11  Scumbag Microwave

1:00 Ice Cold 1:01 Hot as lava

1:00 Ice Cold 1:01 Hot as lava  Scumbag Microwave

Leaves half the popcorn unpopped Burns the other half

Leaves half the popcorn unpopped Burns the other half  Scumbag Microwave

Convenient Popcorn Button Burns Popcorn

Convenient Popcorn Button Burns Popcorn  Scumbag Microwave

Food is still cold, heat for another 15 seconds food explodes and coats the microwave

Food is still cold, heat for another 15 seconds food explodes and coats the microwave  Scumbag Microwave
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