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Scumbag Restaurant Customer

"What's better, item X, or item Y?" invariably picks the opposite of whatever you recommended
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treats coworkers to lunch on company credit card tips 10%

treats coworkers to lunch on company credit card tips 10% Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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The restaurant was obviously packed when we came in, but the food is just taking too long better punish the server by leaving a small tip

The restaurant was obviously packed when we came in, but the food is just taking too long better punish the server by leaving a small tip Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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WAITING ON A LARGE PARTY OF BUSINESS PEOPLE THE FOREIGNER VOLUNTEERS TO PICK UP THE TAB

WAITING ON A LARGE PARTY OF BUSINESS PEOPLE THE FOREIGNER VOLUNTEERS TO PICK UP THE TAB Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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Can you go to the kitchen and check on our food? We're business people, and we're on a schedule.

Can you go to the kitchen and check on our food? We're business people, and we're on a schedule. Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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"TGIF, man! You know what I'm saying?" FORGETS THAT YOU WORK IN A RESTAURANT
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SITS IN YOUR SECTION ON FRIDAY NIGHT "TGIF, man! You know what I'm saying?"

SITS IN YOUR SECTION ON FRIDAY NIGHT
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mentions knowing the owner during every visit regularly treats the staff poorly and tips cheaply

mentions knowing the owner during every visit regularly treats the staff poorly and tips cheaply Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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Server works extra shift to cover large party reservation half the people show up, no one orders anything

Server works extra shift to cover large party reservation half the people show up, no one orders anything Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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what? we can't walk in during lunch rush with a group of ten, eat, pay, and get out in under 25 minutes? we'll need you to box up all this food to-go

what? we can't walk in during lunch rush with a group of ten, eat, pay, and get out in under 25 minutes? we'll need you to box up all this food to-go Scumbag Restaurant Customer
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