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Scumbag Ted Mosby

brags about all the times he engaged in sexual intercourse in front of his own kids.

brags about all the times he engaged in sexual intercourse in front of his own kids. Scumbag Ted Mosby
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Meets wife when he was 35 starts telling the story from when he was in college

Meets wife when he was 35 starts telling the story from when he was in college Scumbag Ted Mosby
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Points out how much being left at the altar hurt him helps old flame leave her fiance at the altar

Points out how much being left at the altar hurt him helps old flame leave her fiance at the altar Scumbag Ted Mosby
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Tells story about how he met their mother Includes every sexual detail about their "uncle"

Tells story about how he met their mother Includes every sexual detail about their
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tells children how he hangs out at the bar every day to get drunk with friends. nice parenting.

tells children how he hangs out at the bar every day to get drunk with friends. nice parenting. Scumbag Ted Mosby
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TELLS HIS KIDS ALL ABOUT BARNEY'S SEXUAL EXPLOITS SUBSTITUTES 'WEED' WITH 'SANDWICH'

TELLS HIS KIDS ALL ABOUT BARNEY'S SEXUAL EXPLOITS SUBSTITUTES 'WEED' WITH 'SANDWICH' Scumbag Ted Mosby
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Tells kids about every sexual experience him and his friends had. won't explain edward forty-hands to them.

Tells kids about every sexual experience him and his friends had. won't explain edward forty-hands to them. Scumbag Ted Mosby
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supposed to explain the story of how he met his children's mother. instead explains how he was at one time in the same room has their mother, but still hasn't met her.

supposed to explain the story of how he met his children's mother. instead explains how he was at one time in the same room has their mother, but still hasn't met her. Scumbag Ted Mosby
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Tells kids long story about hhow he met their mother Only to break the news to them that they are adopted in the final episode

Tells kids long story about hhow he met their mother Only to break the news to them that they are adopted in the final episode Scumbag Ted Mosby
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Lives with a couple Takes the bigger bedroom

Lives with a couple Takes the bigger bedroom Scumbag Ted Mosby
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