Scumbag Ted Mosby

Says he is jubilant that his former paramour is jubilant Isn't Jubilant.

Says he is jubilant that his former paramour is jubilant Isn't Jubilant.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Spends 77 hours talking about how he started his family Doesn't spend Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving, or birthdays with his parents

Spends 77 hours talking about how he started his family Doesn't spend Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving, or birthdays with his parents  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Complains that he has problems with women Had a threesome

Complains that he has problems with women Had a threesome  Scumbag Ted Mosby

says he will tell kids the story of how he met their mother tells them the story of every girl he had sex with in his entire life

says he will tell kids the story of how he met their mother tells them the story of every girl he had sex with in his entire life  Scumbag Ted Mosby

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tells his kids about every sexual experience he's ever had won't tell them he smoked pot

tells his kids about every sexual experience he's ever had won't tell them he smoked pot  Scumbag Ted Mosby

friend and huge himym fan died last week never got to hear how ted met the mother

friend and huge himym fan died last week never got to hear how ted met the mother  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Always whining about his 'girl' problems Every Girl He Dates is hot

Always whining about his 'girl' problems Every Girl He Dates is hot  Scumbag Ted Mosby

2009: Gets left at the altar 2012: Runs away with girl who's about to get married

2009: Gets  left at the altar 2012: Runs away with girl who's about to get married  Scumbag Ted Mosby

never suits up

never  suits up  Scumbag Ted Mosby
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