Scumbag Ted Mosby

And that kids Isn't how I met your mother

And that kids Isn't how I met your mother  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Had sex with his wife and had two children with her. Obsessively remembers every sex he's ever had, even a girl he doesn't remember her name & calls her blah-blah.

Had sex with his wife and had two children with her. Obsessively remembers every sex he's ever had, even a girl he doesn't remember her name & calls her blah-blah.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Lesbians.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Lesbians.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

refuses to say shit in front of kids endless tale of his sexual conquest

refuses to say shit in front of kids endless tale of his sexual conquest  Scumbag Ted Mosby

has a movie made about him doesn't sue anyone

has a movie made about him doesn't sue anyone  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Is she my mommy? Lol no

Is she my mommy? Lol no  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But I'm Ted Mosby so love me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But I'm Ted Mosby so love me, maybe?  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Makes a Broath Instantly breaks the Broath

Makes a Broath Instantly breaks the Broath  Scumbag Ted Mosby

Calls himself an architect. He's really a professor of architecture.

Calls himself an architect. He's really a professor of architecture.  Scumbag Ted Mosby

TELLS HIS KIDS THE STORY ABOUT ANOTHER MARRIAGE HE ALMOST RUINED

TELLS HIS KIDS THE STORY ABOUT ANOTHER MARRIAGE HE ALMOST RUINED  Scumbag Ted Mosby
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