Semi-Courteous Chris

Cuts off sleeves to wrap up your wound and carries you to ER Has horrible bo

Cuts off sleeves to wrap up your wound and carries you to ER Has horrible bo  Semi-Courteous Chris

Convinces you to stop smoking weed Then ask for the rest of your stash

Convinces you to stop smoking weed Then ask for the rest of your stash  Semi-Courteous Chris

gives you a chocolate bar not the one you wanted

gives you a chocolate bar not the one you wanted  Semi-Courteous Chris

Always shows up for get togethers Leaves right after eating

Always shows up for get togethers Leaves right after eating  Semi-Courteous Chris

Invites everyone over to his place for afterparty cocktails Sends you a BYOB text halfway through the cab ride

Invites everyone over to his place for afterparty cocktails Sends you a BYOB text halfway through the cab ride  Semi-Courteous Chris

Buys everyone shots at the bar Using a stolen credit card

Buys everyone shots at the bar Using a stolen credit card  Semi-Courteous Chris

Housesits while you're out of town Sets air at 58 degrees all week

Housesits while you're out of town Sets air at 58 degrees all week  Semi-Courteous Chris

Farts silently on elevator Claims it

Farts silently on elevator Claims it  Semi-Courteous Chris

Lets you go first at the four way stop After doing 3 brake pumps

Lets you go first at the four way stop After doing 3 brake pumps  Semi-Courteous Chris

Glad to do karaoke when noone else will to keep party goin Chooses a nickelback song

Glad to do karaoke when noone else will to keep party goin Chooses a nickelback song  Semi-Courteous Chris
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