Semi-Courteous Chris

Lets you hide your stash at his place while in-laws are in town Doesn't smoke all of it

Lets you hide your stash at his place while in-laws are in town Doesn't smoke all of it  Semi-Courteous Chris

Buys an appetizer for the entire table Double dips

Buys an appetizer for the entire table Double dips  Semi-Courteous Chris

Proof reads your paper Makes fun of your grammar

Proof reads your paper Makes fun of your grammar  Semi-Courteous Chris

Gives you a ride to pick up MacDonalds Munches on your fries on the ride back

Gives you a ride to pick up MacDonalds Munches on your fries on the ride back  Semi-Courteous Chris

Mows that little strip of grass between his yard and your driveway Destroys your sprinkler

Mows that little strip of grass between his yard and your driveway Destroys your sprinkler  Semi-Courteous Chris

Always alerts you when your fly is down By punching you in the balls

Always alerts you when your fly is down By punching you in the balls  Semi-Courteous Chris

Offers to dj your wedding for free Forgets to mention his setup says dj skeet skeet all over it

Offers to dj your wedding for free Forgets to mention his setup says dj skeet skeet all over it  Semi-Courteous Chris

Opens the supertight lid on your grape jelly for you With his underarm

Opens the supertight lid on your grape jelly for you With his underarm  Semi-Courteous Chris

Tries to make it unnoticable by slowly adjusting balls in public Stares deep into your eyes while doing so

Tries to make it unnoticable by slowly adjusting balls in public Stares deep into your eyes while doing so  Semi-Courteous Chris

Helps you quit drinking by forcing you into AA meetings stills drinks whenever he sees you

Helps you quit drinking by forcing you into AA meetings stills drinks whenever he sees you  Semi-Courteous Chris
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