Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells kids to not play M video games due to blood and gore Wants you to read the bible

Tells kids to not play M video games due to blood and gore Wants you to read the bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

We all came from dirt and dust Science Proved it

We all came from dirt and dust Science Proved it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Criticizes your driving habits drives like shit

Criticizes your driving habits drives like shit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you are disrespecting my religion because you don't believe in god

you are disrespecting my religion because you don't believe in god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Jesus was killed by his own kind So that tells you what Jews are like

Jesus was killed by his own kind So that tells you what Jews are like  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants her children to receive a good education Votes Republican

Wants her children to receive a good education Votes Republican  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"$2.5 billion to send a rover to Mars? Shame, to think of how many needy kids that would have fed" Attends the 6th largest megachurch in the country

complains about illegal street racing helps pass a bill to get rid of the only legal drag strip around

complains about illegal street racing helps pass a bill to get rid of the only legal drag strip around  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't believe in evolution breeds laberdoodles

doesn't believe in evolution breeds laberdoodles  Sheltering Suburban Mom

friends you on facebook pops up in chat: "Why aren't you studying?"

friends you on facebook pops up in chat:
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