Sheltering Suburban Mom

I voted for Mitt Romney Because I care about my country.

I voted for Mitt Romney Because I care about my country.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds a lighter in child's pocket cries for hours

finds a lighter in child's pocket cries for hours  Sheltering Suburban Mom

is against body piercings had her son circumcised

is against body piercings had her son circumcised   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"We only speak English in this country!" Speaks in tongues

My kids start High School I start an affair

My kids start High School I start an affair  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Merges onto highway At 30mph

Merges onto highway At 30mph  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sacrifice your limbs to cthulhu While I fry you up a steaming pot of ignorance

Sacrifice your limbs to cthulhu While I fry you up a steaming pot of ignorance  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about $400 phone bill Buys a $4000 purse

Complains about $400 phone bill Buys a $4000 purse  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says videogames are waste of time watches soaps all day

says videogames are waste of time watches soaps all day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

takes small overstimulated screaming children out with her expects everyone else to watch and admire them while she lunches with her friends

takes small overstimulated screaming children out with her expects everyone else to watch and admire them while she lunches with her friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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