Sheltering Suburban Mom

Adam lived 900 years Because life expectancy has been declining since then

Adam lived 900 years Because life expectancy has been declining since then  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The Europeans next door keep screaming about football" But they're wearing soccer Jerseys ...Stupid Europeans

The Europeans next door keep screaming about football

Told by one guy that he has pictures of Hitler going to church Responded back that doesn't make him Christian

Told by one guy that he has pictures of Hitler going to church Responded back that doesn't make him Christian   Sheltering Suburban Mom

POT?! You're grounded for life! Married your dad bc he had the best coke

POT?! You're grounded for life! Married your dad bc he had the best coke  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Hey mom, can I borrow some money?" No son, just go ask God for some.

Posts 2nd amendment quotes on facebook to defend possession of firearms "overlooks" the first one when demanding school prayer

Posts 2nd amendment quotes on facebook to defend possession of firearms

Runs yellow light right when it turns red stays at stop sign for at least 30 seconds

Runs yellow light right when it turns red stays at stop sign for at least 30 seconds  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells kids not to have sex in college. Secretly having an affair.

Tells kids not to have sex in college. Secretly having an affair.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The Big Bang theory has been proven by the Higgs Boson Particle? Don't be silly, God created the earth in 7 days

The Big Bang theory has been proven by the Higgs Boson Particle?  Don't be silly, God created the earth in 7 days  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you believe in evolution? So you believe you evolved from dust! You're Dust!

you believe in evolution? So you believe you evolved from dust! You're Dust!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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