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I used to be a singer like you until i took some pills to the whitney

I used to be a singer like you until i took some pills to the whitney  Skyrim Guard

I use to be great at DDR Then I took a patch to the knee

I use to be great at DDR Then I took a patch to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer, like you.... but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be an adventurer, like you....  but then I took an arrow in the knee.  Skyrim Guard

I used to be a Philosophy Major like you until i took a look at my career options

I used to be a Philosophy Major like you until i took a look at my career options  Skyrim Guard

I used to make "arrow to the knee jokes" Then I took an arrow to the knee

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 Let me guess.... someone stole your sweetroll?

 Let me guess.... someone stole your sweetroll?  Skyrim Guard

Have you heard the dothraki warriors have curved swords Curved Swords

Have you heard the dothraki warriors have curved swords Curved Swords  Skyrim Guard

you save whiterun from a dragon but have 50 bounty on your head "you have commited crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense"

you save whiterun from a dragon but have 50 bounty on your head

I once used an overused meme but then i took an arrow in the knee

I once used an overused meme but then i took an arrow in the knee  Skyrim Guard

I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER, SON I DODGED 99 ARROWS BUT MY KNEE TOOK ONE

I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER, SON I DODGED 99 ARROWS BUT MY KNEE TOOK ONE  Skyrim Guard
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