Skyrim Guard

If you're having dragon problems I feel bad for you son I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

If you're having dragon problems I feel bad for you son I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.  Skyrim Guard

i find your wolfish grin unsettling but your daedric armour is lovely

i find your wolfish grin unsettling but your daedric armour is lovely  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you then I realized that I was always sent on quests that would probably kill me, all for a stupid item, just to find there's a backdoor next to the object that would have saved me hours of fighting and frustration.

I used to be an adventurer like you then I realized that I was always sent on quests that would probably kill me, all for a stupid item, just to find there's a backdoor next to the object that would have saved me hours of fighting and frustration.  Skyrim Guard

What is it? Dragons?

What is it? Dragons?  Skyrim Guard

i used to overuse memes but then i took an arrow to the knee

i used to overuse memes but then i took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to think I was Dragonborn Then I took your sweetroll and went lollygaggin'.

I used to think I was Dragonborn Then I took your sweetroll and went lollygaggin'.  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an ornithologist like you but then i took a sparrow in the knee

I used to be an ornithologist like you but then i took a sparrow in the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an Urban and Regional Studies Major like you until i took a class with cruz

I used to be an Urban and Regional Studies Major like you until i took a class with cruz  Skyrim Guard

No lollygagging dragons could swoop down any minute

No lollygagging dragons could swoop down any minute  Skyrim Guard

I've been thinking...maybe I'm the Dragonborn.

I've been thinking...maybe I'm the Dragonborn.  Skyrim Guard
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