Skyrim Guard

You used to read this in my voice But then you took an arrow to the knee

You used to read this in my voice But then you took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to take an arrow to the knee like you Then i took an adventurer to the knee

I used to take an arrow to the knee like you Then i took an adventurer to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I use to watch My Little Pony too once Until I took an arrow to the knee.

I use to watch My Little Pony too once Until I took an arrow to the knee.  Skyrim Guard

I don't even know why they let me be a guard here I walk like a down syndromed Stephen Hawking on a slippery treadmill thanks to some asshole William fucking Tell'ing my ass A giant bastard of a dragon would be scared shitless of me

I don't even know why they let me be a guard here I walk like a down syndromed Stephen Hawking on a slippery treadmill thanks to some asshole William fucking Tell'ing my ass  A giant bastard of a dragon would be scared shitless of me  Skyrim Guard

I used to be a town guard, but then I shot a man in his knee So I became an adventurer like you

I used to be a town guard, but then I shot a man in his knee So I became an adventurer like you  Skyrim Guard

I was going to wish you a happy birthday... but then i took an arrow to the knee

I was going to wish you a happy birthday... but then i took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I took an arrow to the knee Then i took an arrow to the other knee

I took an arrow to the knee Then i took an arrow to the other knee  Skyrim Guard

They say Midori made that girl cum with her voice...

 They say Midori made that girl cum with her voice...  Skyrim Guard

I Used To Be A Troll Like You Until I Took A Penis Pump To The Penis

I Used To Be A Troll Like You Until I Took A Penis Pump To The Penis  Skyrim Guard

Go shoot your fancy arrows someplace else Before i take it to the knee

Go shoot your fancy arrows someplace else Before i take it to the knee  Skyrim Guard
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