Skyrim Guard

GO CAST YOUR FANCY MAGIC SOMEPLACE ELSE FUS RO DAH

GO CAST YOUR FANCY MAGIC SOMEPLACE ELSE FUS RO DAH  Skyrim Guard

I used to like my knee then i took an arrow to the knee

I used to like my knee then i took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to have a social life Then I took a Skyrim to the knee

I used to have a social life Then I took a Skyrim to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to play Call of Duty Then I took a toque bow to the knee

I used to play Call of Duty Then I took a toque bow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to give a fuck but then I took an arrow to the knee

I used to give a fuck but then I took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you but i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family

I used to be an adventurer like you but i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family  Skyrim Guard

The arrow jokes kneed to stop

 The arrow jokes kneed to stop  Skyrim Guard

I need to keep my guard up damn dragons could swoop down at any moment.

I need to keep my guard up damn dragons could swoop down at any moment.  Skyrim Guard

Wait! I Know you Come back Madeleine!

Wait! I Know you Come back Madeleine!  Skyrim Guard

Is that fur coming out of your ears?

Is that fur coming out of your ears?  Skyrim Guard
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