Smug Pharmacist

So I hear you want to be a Pharmacist when you grow up. Here's 3,546,256 acronyms to memorize ....better get started now

So I hear you want to be a Pharmacist when you grow up. Here's 3,546,256 acronyms to memorize ....better get started now  Smug Pharmacist

So I hear you want to be a Pharmacist when you grow up. Here's 3,546,256 acronyms to memorise ....better get started now

So I hear you want to be a Pharmacist when you grow up. Here's 3,546,256 acronyms to memorise ....better get started now  Smug Pharmacist

Of course I know your insurance information. I am, after all, a fucking psychic.

Of course I know your insurance information.  I am, after all, a fucking psychic.   Smug Pharmacist

"I only want brand name Singular, not the generic." Well if you insist.

"Too Soon!? But I always Get my Soma a week early!" "Not Anymore."

15 minutes?! Can't you do it faster? Sure I'll just slap a label on it

15 minutes?! Can't you do it faster? Sure I'll just slap a label on it  Smug Pharmacist

Hi, I'll be right with you. "Oh, I just have a question." Really, in that case I'll be right with you.

Hi, I'll be right with you.

But my doctor told me he called it in to you already! "Oh! In that case... nope still didn't get it"

But my doctor told me he called it in to you already!

"hi,im here to pick up my ambien.Is it ready?" Oh of course! My only patient on ambien.

You don't have any more of the oatmeal on sale! Oh? let me check back here

You don't have any more of the oatmeal on sale! Oh? let me check back here  Smug Pharmacist
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