Smug Pharmacist

"Hi, I'm here to pick up my ambien. Is it ready yet?" Oh of course! My only patient on ambien!

I want to know why my baby's teeth are falling out? Good thing I'm a Pharmacist/Dentist.

I want to know why my baby's teeth are falling out? Good thing I'm a Pharmacist/Dentist.   Smug Pharmacist

Nice tricked-out mustang How are you on medicaid again?

Nice tricked-out mustang How are you on medicaid again?  Smug Pharmacist

I need an ID to buy sudafed? You don't think I'm old enough? That's exactly it

I need an ID to buy sudafed? You don't think I'm old enough? That's exactly it  Smug Pharmacist

"I get really sleepy late at night" hmmm... Sounds like a side effect to me.

I'd love to help you find corn flakes. That's totally my job!

I'd love to help you find corn flakes. That's totally my job!  Smug Pharmacist

"Excuse me, Does this Unisom come in Non-Drowzy?" "No. No it doesn't."

"I'm here to pick up a prescription." "What's the name?" "Jane Doe." "I don't see anything ready for you." "Oh it's for my son."

"Which medications Do I want to refill?!" "How Should I Know!"

This drug cost $800 million dollars to research and bring to market. You should be THRILLED it costs you $80.

This drug cost $800 million dollars to research and bring to market. You should be 
THRILLED it costs you $80.  Smug Pharmacist
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