Smug Pharmacist

I wanna try one of your free antibiotics SURE! will this be treating a gram + infection?

I wanna try one of your free antibiotics SURE! will this be treating a gram + infection?  Smug Pharmacist

"Will this Nyquil me sleepy?" hmmm.. anythings possible.

I DON'T HAVE MY INSURANCE CARD. do i have to go home and get it? no ma'm i'll just use my telekinesis to bring it here!

I DON'T HAVE MY INSURANCE CARD. do i have to go home and get it? no ma'm i'll just use my telekinesis to bring it here!  Smug Pharmacist

"I have a terrible cold. What do you recommend?" "Like Cold-like symptoms" Sure, what are your symptoms?

I'm sorry I didn't catch that, can you spell your last name? Repeats last name

I'm sorry I didn't catch that, can you spell your last name? Repeats last name  Smug Pharmacist

You must be in the donut hole No ma'am, its not a munchkin

You must be in the donut hole No ma'am, its not a munchkin  Smug Pharmacist

"Yep you're absolutely right" "i want your address and DOB to stalk you and wish you a happy birthday!"

Oh, you don't have the 50 cents Medicaid didn't cover. Why don't you check your Prada purse again.

Oh, you don't have the 50 cents Medicaid didn't cover. Why don't you check your Prada purse again.  Smug Pharmacist

why is my copaxone $1600? Aren't all genetics $4?

why is my copaxone $1600? Aren't all genetics $4?  Smug Pharmacist

"Have you ever been here before?" "No, i mean for you, not your grandmothers neighbor."

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