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Can I use This Fertility Thermometer... In my Cavity?

Can I use This Fertility Thermometer... In my Cavity? Smug Pharmacist
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You're here to pickup 180 "yellows" You don't have an ID?...Of course you can use your Texas Offender Card as ID

You're here to pickup 180
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You can keep yelling at me and saying that your insurance pays for your Oxycodone... but I just got off the phone with them and they told me they don't...WHAT! WHAT!

You can keep yelling at me and saying that your insurance pays for your Oxycodone... but I just got off the phone with them and they told me they don't...WHAT! WHAT! Smug Pharmacist
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This drug cost $600 million to research and bring to market Stop acting like I'm stealing the Cheerios from your daughter's mouth when I charge you $80 for it.

This drug cost $600 million to research and bring to market Stop acting like I'm stealing the Cheerios from your daughter's mouth when I charge you $80 for it. Smug Pharmacist
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Do you have 190 percocet brands in stock? No

Do you have 190 percocet brands in stock? No Smug Pharmacist
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Just because I know how to treat diarrhea ....Doesnt mean I need to take your shit

Just because I know how to treat diarrhea ....Doesnt mean I need to take your shit Smug Pharmacist
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350 Prescriptions a Day Do you even Script?

350 Prescriptions a Day Do you even Script? Smug Pharmacist
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What is your Birthday? Replies with last name

What is your Birthday? Replies with last name Smug Pharmacist
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You're catching a flight in 2 hours and you need your prescription rushed? I'm sure you couldn't make it to a pharmacy in the 3 weeks since your doctor wrote it.

You're catching a flight in 2 hours and you need your prescription rushed? I'm sure you couldn't make it to a pharmacy in the 3 weeks since your doctor wrote it. Smug Pharmacist
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she's allergic to tylenol she can only take acetaminophen!

she's allergic to tylenol she can only take acetaminophen! Smug Pharmacist
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