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Oh, you need 1cc, 31 gauge, short needles without a prescription? What type of insulin do you use? "TYPE TWO"

Oh, you need 1cc, 31 gauge, short needles without a prescription? What type of insulin do you use?
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"Are my medications ready yet?" "Why yes the imaginary, magical pharmacy monkey in the back filled your prescription while I was juggling the front and drive-thru alone."
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can you compound me some purple drank? cause i'm f'n thirsty!

can you compound me some purple drank? cause i'm f'n thirsty! Smug Pharmacist
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"Can you drink on your flagyl?" "Just once."
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" I need 1/2 cc 29 gauge long needle syringes please." "They are for my neighbors cat."
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Do you have the 512s? WOW! You really know your drugs!

Do you have the 512s? WOW! You really know your drugs! Smug Pharmacist
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I left my new insurance card at home, can't you call them? Nope

I left my new insurance card at home, can't you call them? Nope Smug Pharmacist
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I love your new 15 minute guarantee - I don't know why they didn't think of this earlier - I mean really how long can it take to take pills from a big bottle and put them in a smaller one. (under his breath) And to think I was concerned that a doctorate

I love your new 15 minute guarantee - I don't know why they didn't think of this earlier - I mean really how long can it take to take pills from a big bottle and put them in a smaller one. (under his breath) And to think I was concerned that a doctorate Smug Pharmacist
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Do you guys have any Plan A ... plan a failed buddy

Do you guys have any Plan A ... plan a failed buddy Smug Pharmacist
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Yes, I know it is the first of the month... but it is still two days early because there are only 28 days in February. Get a damn calendar!

Yes, I know it is the first of the month... but it is still two days early because there are only 28 days in February. Get a damn calendar! Smug Pharmacist
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