Smug Pharmacist

Yes. that does look like lice.

Yes. that does look like lice.  Smug Pharmacist

Can you tell me about ticragrelor? Yes. Yes I can

Can you tell me about ticragrelor? Yes.  Yes I can  Smug Pharmacist

What's drugs my dealer?

What's drugs my dealer?   Smug Pharmacist

You're on the way driving here right now? We still close in 4 minutes

You're on the way driving here right now? We still close in 4 minutes   Smug Pharmacist

"Ok, You need to control your blood sugar" "Cool, can you ring up the pepsi, twinkies, and snickers with my prescription?"

My 2 year old has a bruise on her finger and won't stop crying. Can i give her one of my percocets? YEs, of course.

My 2 year old has a bruise on her finger and won't stop crying. Can i give her one of my percocets? YEs, of course.   Smug Pharmacist

What do you mean an hour?!? It's a tube of cream - I can see it on the shelf right there - it's not like you have to count it Wow Sir it sounds like you know my job better than me and boy its a good thing -I've had 4 cups of coffee and my leg bag is ful

What do you mean an hour?!?  It's a tube of cream - I can see it on the shelf right there - it's  not like you have to count it Wow Sir it sounds like you know my job better than me and boy its a good thing -I've had 4 cups of coffee and my leg bag is ful  Smug Pharmacist

"Can I get some Plan B?" "50 bucks?! let her get pregnant!!"

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