Smug Pharmacist

Yes. that does look like lice.

Yes. that does look like lice.  Smug Pharmacist

Can you tell me about ticragrelor? Yes. Yes I can

Can you tell me about ticragrelor? Yes.  Yes I can  Smug Pharmacist

You're on the way driving here right now? We still close in 4 minutes

You're on the way driving here right now? We still close in 4 minutes   Smug Pharmacist

What's drugs my dealer?

What's drugs my dealer?   Smug Pharmacist

"Ok, You need to control your blood sugar" "Cool, can you ring up the pepsi, twinkies, and snickers with my prescription?"

My 2 year old has a bruise on her finger and won't stop crying. Can i give her one of my percocets? YEs, of course.

My 2 year old has a bruise on her finger and won't stop crying. Can i give her one of my percocets? YEs, of course.   Smug Pharmacist

What do you mean an hour?!? It's a tube of cream - I can see it on the shelf right there - it's not like you have to count it Wow Sir it sounds like you know my job better than me and boy its a good thing -I've had 4 cups of coffee and my leg bag is ful

What do you mean an hour?!?  It's a tube of cream - I can see it on the shelf right there - it's  not like you have to count it Wow Sir it sounds like you know my job better than me and boy its a good thing -I've had 4 cups of coffee and my leg bag is ful  Smug Pharmacist

"Can I get some Plan B?" "50 bucks?! let her get pregnant!!"

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