Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes girl out shopping she's 16 and i'm 24 cashier says we make a cute couple despite age she's my sister

Takes girl out shopping she's 16 and i'm 24 cashier says we make a cute couple despite age she's my sister  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stretches in class farts doesn't smell moans when stretching

Stretches in class farts doesn't smell moans when stretching  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

meme makes front page gets hated for karma whoring someone makes a meme about said meme its a socially awkward penguin

meme makes front page gets hated for karma whoring someone makes a meme about said meme its a socially awkward penguin  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

TEXTS TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS FOR A FOUR AM BOOTY CALL EVERYONE HAS AN IPHONE; BECOMES A GROUP CONVERSATION BOTH GIRLS ARE INTO IT Turns out they're lesbians.

TEXTS TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS FOR A FOUR AM BOOTY CALL EVERYONE HAS AN IPHONE; BECOMES A GROUP CONVERSATION BOTH GIRLS ARE INTO IT Turns out they're lesbians.  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with girl over the internet Sex happens over the internet

Flirts with girl over the internet Sex happens over the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girl to hang out Too scared to check the phone, hides it She says yes Didn't realize until it's too late

Asks girl to hang out Too scared to check the phone, hides it She says yes Didn't realize until it's too late  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

catches girl looking at you dirt in eye causes one eye to blink she winks back to someone else

catches girl looking at you dirt in eye causes one eye to blink she winks back to someone else  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Chats with cute server at bar Make joke about ruffling feathers She says "no harm, no foul" ask if it was meant to be a pun

Chats with cute server at bar
 Make joke about ruffling feathers She says

Gives directions to cute foreigner Realizes they're wrong Don't give a fuck Runs into her later

Gives directions to cute foreigner Realizes they're wrong Don't give a fuck Runs into her later  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Feel phone vibrating in pants Look at phone No calls, no messages It was me sharting

Feel phone vibrating in pants Look at phone No calls, no messages It was me sharting  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin
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