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Girl says i look hot Tell her its cold in the room she asks to cuddle me to warm me up I politely decline because i'm wearing a jacket

Girl says i look hot Tell her its cold in the room she asks to cuddle me to warm me up I politely decline because i'm wearing a jacket  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fuck you (not really) I will split this as much as I want But I am too tired set it up on quickmeme

Fuck you (not really) I will split this as much as I want But I am too tired set it up on quickmeme  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees cute girl waving at me from across the room turns around to see who she's waving at no one behind me and she's walking over Thought i was someone else

Sees cute girl waving at me from across the room turns around to see who she's waving at no one behind me and she's walking over Thought i was someone else  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

CRUSH SITS ON LAP I GET A BONER SHE ACCOMMODATES SO IT FITS PERFECTLY ON HER GAP I COME

CRUSH SITS ON LAP I GET A BONER SHE ACCOMMODATES SO IT FITS PERFECTLY ON HER GAP I COME  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sexting Girl at Work Boner. Boss sees Offer to show him the pics I got Dick Pic

Sexting Girl at Work Boner. Boss sees Offer to show him the pics I got Dick Pic  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

cruised by hot guy in steam room he leaves when people come in but he still looks interested out in the showers; maybe he wants to go someplace more private? take so long showering that he assumes no interest and leaves

cruised by hot guy
in steam room he leaves when people come in but he still looks interested out in the showers;
maybe he wants to go someplace more private? take so long showering that he
assumes no interest and leaves  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl if she wants to be friends with benefits She laughs for a few minutes She calms down, says yes Doesn't know what to say

asks girl if she wants to be friends with benefits She laughs for a few minutes She calms down, says yes Doesn't know what to say  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kill me

   Kill me  Socially Awesome Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

super hot girl sends friend request "obviously not a good idea to click that!" she emails me, and it's a friend from years ago (now way way more attractive. she wants my number! turns out to be a lesbian

super hot girl sends friend request

Ask cute female friend on a date Turned down cause she has a bf "Sorry I didn't know" "Looks like all that dieting paid off"

Ask cute female friend on a date Turned down cause she has a bf
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