Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets introduced to girlfriends parents live tweets the entire event

gets introduced to girlfriends parents live tweets the entire event  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to hot girl every day Works at local grocery store

Talks to hot girl every day Works at local grocery store  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has friends on the internet

has friends on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I have my own bags. Still bagging the last person's groceries.

I have my own bags. Still bagging the last person's groceries.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

graduated from prestigious university has no idea how to talk to people

graduated from prestigious university  has no idea how to talk to people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl asks for number accidentally mix up two digits while writing it down and still give it to her without fixing it

hot girl asks for number accidentally mix up two digits while writing it down  and still give it to her without fixing it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tries to do a cute laugh ends up farting

Tries to do a cute laugh ends up farting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gave cute girl the right area code after watching her use the wrong number

Gave cute girl the right area code after watching her use the wrong number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Is that a hickey on your neck?" Cut self shaving.

Had sex twice today combined total 5 minutes

Had sex twice today combined total 5 minutes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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