Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl finally takes an interest in me Looks and dresses like my sister

Girl finally takes an interest in me Looks and dresses like my sister  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends talk about how awesome my shoes look on my younger brother

Friends talk about how awesome my shoes look on my younger brother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I had a great time tonight, drive home safe. You too.

I had a great time tonight, drive home safe. You too.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Submit awesome new article to Reddit Someone else posts it later and makes front page

Submit awesome new article to Reddit Someone else posts it later and makes front page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

rub girlfriends back in her sleep to turn her on moans another mans name

rub girlfriends back in her sleep to turn her on moans another mans name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl said she'll have sex with me on a plane about to crash.

Girl said she'll have sex with me on a plane about to crash.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

WANT TO RUN ON THE BEACH AND GET A TAN TOO PALE AND FAT TO START DOING IT

WANT TO RUN ON THE BEACH AND GET A TAN TOO PALE AND FAT TO START DOING IT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl out after sleeping with her I should stop hooking up with my friends

asks girl out after sleeping with her I should stop hooking up with my friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a cute girl out to a dance doesn't know how to dance

Asks a cute girl out to a dance doesn't know how to dance  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to whisper I love you for the first time Makes awkward frog noise instead

Goes to whisper I love you for the first time Makes awkward frog noise instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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