Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says I like your hair It reminds me of my little brothers

Girl says I like your hair It reminds me of my little brothers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Birthday Sex knows exactly how long it's been, to the day, for the following 6 months

Gets Birthday Sex knows exactly how long it's been, to the day, for the following 6 months  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets complimented on new shirt Never wears it again in fear that they have the same shirt and might wear it the same day you do

Gets complimented on new shirt Never wears it again in fear that they have the same shirt and might wear it the same day you do  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don't hold the door open for anyone but you're crippled

I don't hold the door open for anyone but you're crippled  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

rejected ugly girl says she didn't really like me

rejected ugly girl says she didn't really like me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl drops something on purpose to start convo attempt to reach for it then walk away

Girl drops something on purpose to start convo attempt to reach for it then walk away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl:"Your really cute haha" Me:"You're*"

Girl:

Gets close to asking out a girl who likes him back Changes the conversation

Gets close to asking out a girl who likes him back Changes the conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gives a witty compliment to a girl "i was just kidding"

gives a witty compliment to a girl

Gets a job as a Hollister Model Still can't talk to girls

Gets a job as a Hollister Model Still can't talk to girls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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