Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Online offline  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

talks to cute girl while incoherent from lack of sleep

talks to cute girl while incoherent from lack of sleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

talks to crush sneezes on her face

talks to crush sneezes on her face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to strip club for the first time silently wishes that a dancer falls off the pole

goes to strip club for the first time silently wishes that a dancer falls off the pole  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Comes 8th in government test in school Close friend comes 3rd

Comes 8th in government test in school Close friend comes 3rd  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MAKE EYECONTACT WITH CUTE GIRL ON THE SUBWAY ARMS REFUSE TO GO BACK INTO IDLE STATE

MAKE EYECONTACT WITH CUTE GIRL ON THE SUBWAY ARMS REFUSE TO GO BACK INTO IDLE STATE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl wants to make out Says no to avoid physical contact

Girl wants to make out Says no to avoid physical contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Plays with client's kid Makes him cry

Plays with client's kid Makes him cry  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offered "Boobies in Face" Pauses to consider correct response.

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Pulls up next to car with hot girl in it at a red light Takes unplanned right turn to avoid making eye contact

Pulls up next to car with hot girl in it at a red light Takes unplanned right turn to avoid making eye contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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