Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MAKES TOP COMMENT INCORRECTLY ANTICIPATING TOP COMMENT

MAKES TOP  COMMENT  INCORRECTLY ANTICIPATING TOP COMMENT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got wasted, Didn't text half the females in my contacts added half the people in my department at work on facebook, now they can all see how weird i am

got wasted, Didn't text half the females in my contacts added half the people in my department at work on facebook, now they can all see how weird i am  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

All of the people say happy birthday on facebook wall no idea how to actually respond to all of them

All of the people say happy birthday on facebook wall no idea how to actually respond to all of them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

brings hot girl home removes fold-up table and comic books from the toilet before he lets her in

brings hot girl home removes fold-up table and 
comic books from the toilet before he lets her in  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says she's surprised I talk to so many other girls "Yeah me too"

Girl says she's surprised I talk to so many other girls

Receives friend request from hot girl on FB Quickly changes profile picture and status to something more masculine

Receives friend request from hot girl on FB Quickly changes profile picture and status to something more masculine  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

See your black friend across the street don't shout incase it's not them

See your black friend across the street don't shout incase it's not them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds panties in laundry and tells current hookup to pick them up Not hers

Finds panties in laundry and tells current hookup to pick them up Not hers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally talk to girl at bar Transvestite

Finally talk to girl at bar Transvestite  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees Kanji tattoo peeking out of clerk's cleavage. "Whats that mean?"

Sees Kanji tattoo peeking out of clerk's cleavage.
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