Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get chicks bra off without her noticing Politely ask her if she wants me to put it back on for her

Get chicks bra off without her noticing Politely ask her if she wants me to put it back on for her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Was close to getting a threesome Only needed two more people

Was close to getting a threesome Only needed two more people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

says hi to cute girl in line says nothing more

says hi to cute girl in line says nothing more  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Calls and orders pizza perfectly Cashier replies, "will that be all ma'am?"

Calls and orders pizza                           perfectly Cashier replies,

valiantly remove spider from girl stare at it well beyond creepy

valiantly remove spider from girl stare at it well beyond creepy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

go to party with tons of hot girls with friend cleans up and keeps busy to avoid talking to them

go to party with tons of hot girls with friend cleans up and keeps busy to avoid talking to them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to get laid by a hot girl finds out she's a transvestite

About to get laid by a hot girl finds out she's a transvestite   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl asks if you want to hang out "sorry, i have to study"

cute girl asks if you want to hang out

Goes to Party Leaves Immediately

Goes to Party Leaves Immediately  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get hit on by cute girl Who's always hanging around her twin sister

Get hit on by cute girl Who's always hanging around her twin sister  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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