Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend wants to talk dirty during sex "Im going to take the biggest dump on you"

Girlfriend wants to talk dirty during sex

Sees cute girl working for AIDS charity, spreading awareness, starts conversation "Do you have AIDS?"

Sees cute girl working for AIDS charity, spreading awareness, starts conversation

Writes comment on post Cancels but feels he's made his point

Writes comment on post Cancels but feels he's made his point  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

attempts to talk to a cute girl in an elevator She doesn't understand your native language

attempts to talk to a cute girl in an elevator She doesn't understand your native language  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cooks romantic dinner for girlfriend gives her food poisoning

Cooks romantic dinner for girlfriend gives her food poisoning   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CAN I COME OVER ID LOVE TO SEE YOUR DORM? I GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE

CAN I COME OVER ID LOVE TO SEE YOUR DORM? I GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't get receipt from fast food! Too shy to ask for the free meal.

Doesn't get receipt from fast food! Too shy to ask for the free meal.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spot cute girl at gym accidentally call her fat

Spot cute girl at gym accidentally call her fat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl texts me Freak out and forget to text her for a day, seem like douchebag

Hot girl texts me Freak out and forget to text her for a day, seem like douchebag  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Give a girl my number Can't remember if I gave her mine or a family members.

Give a girl my number Can't remember if I gave her mine or a family members.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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