Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Waitress says "enjoy your meal" "You too"

Waitress says

Someone commented on my post! qkme_transcriber....

Someone commented on my post! qkme_transcriber....  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First day of kinesiology class. Sees nothing but girls in the class. Too scared to go in. Keeps walking past the door to register for a different class.

First day of kinesiology class. Sees nothing but girls in the class. Too scared to go in. Keeps walking past the door to register for a different class.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dresses to talk to crush absent

Dresses to talk to crush absent  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

volunteers to work weekends to avoid hanging out with room mates

volunteers to work weekends to avoid hanging out with room mates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has a nice, friendly conversation with a girl highlight of month

has a nice, friendly conversation with a girl highlight of month  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I have lots of strange, funny and interesting stories to tell They are all about my sex life

I have lots of strange, funny and interesting stories to tell They are all about my sex life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with 2 girl at the same time They both think I was flirting with the other so they won't date me

Flirts with 2 girl at the same time They both think I was flirting with the other so they won't date me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went on a romantic waterfall hike Screamed like a little girl when stung by a yellow jacket

Went on a romantic waterfall hike Screamed like a little girl when stung by a yellow jacket  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend rubs your asshole during sex Farts

Girlfriend rubs your asshole during sex Farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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