Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl say "we should get coffee sometime" "I hate coffee"

Cute girl say

Girlfriend defends him publicly on reddit posts picture of him kissing her chin

Girlfriend defends him publicly on reddit posts picture of him kissing her chin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

moves in with grilfriend tells parents via email

moves in with grilfriend tells parents via email  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets girls number at the end of class freezes and doesnt say a thing after. neither of you say bye

gets girls number at the end of class freezes and doesnt say a thing after. neither of you say bye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Showers with a girl Slips and falls

Showers with a girl Slips and falls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl: I heard you've got a big cock Me: Yea it won a blue ribbon at the state fair

Hot girl:  I heard you've got a big cock Me:  Yea it won a blue ribbon at the state fair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Patient: How old are you? Me: 22 Patient: You wanna suck my cock?

Patient:  How old are you?
Me: 22 Patient: You wanna suck my cock?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl: Do I have chocolate on my chest? Him: Doesn't look because that'd make him look like a creeper

Girl: Do I have chocolate on my chest? Him: Doesn't look because that'd make him look like a creeper  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is literally now "the" alpha male still cant talk to a girl

is literally now

Decides to travel the world in minecraft

Decides to travel the world  in minecraft  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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