Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me I was extremely funny last night at the bar Got so drunk I can't remember what I did

Girl tells me I was extremely funny last night at the bar Got so drunk I can't remember what I did  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Happy birthday dude!" "cheers man, you too"

New girlfriend stays the night not comfortable enough to fart in front of yet

New girlfriend stays the night not comfortable enough to fart in front of yet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I like texts me I find it 2 hours later

Girl I like texts me I find it 2 hours later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Slyly asks that cute girl out on a date i dont know, that sounds an awful lot like a date

Slyly asks that cute girl out on a date i dont know, that sounds an awful lot like a date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl at work tells me to have a nice three day weekend for MLK Day Wishes her a Happy Holiday

cute girl at work tells me to have a nice three day weekend for MLK Day Wishes her a Happy Holiday  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Left home alone too awkward to do anything besides reddit and masturbate

Left home alone too awkward to do anything besides reddit and masturbate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl I've never talked to says hi in the hallway reply with a voicecrack

Hot girl I've never talked to says hi in the hallway reply with a voicecrack  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

take cute girl out to a fancy restaurant forget which hand you hold the fork and knife with

take cute girl out to a fancy restaurant  forget which hand you hold the fork and knife with  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to a football game Didn't see anyone he knew when walking by student section at first so turns around and leaves

Goes to a football game Didn't see anyone he knew when walking by student section at first so turns around and leaves  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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