Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex So, should I sleep on the floor?

Has sex So, should I sleep on the floor?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get the girl's number and a goodnight kiss "Text me when your home so I know you didn't die"

get the girl's number and a goodnight kiss

Just had sex with new girlfriend... On grand theft auto

Just had sex with new girlfriend... On grand theft auto  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

complains about high directv bill on their facebook page

complains about high directv bill on their facebook page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wins argument In the shower

Wins argument In the shower  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

COME HANG OUT IN MY PILLOW FORT HAVE SOME CRACK

COME HANG OUT IN MY PILLOW FORT HAVE SOME CRACK  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally makes a friend Nervously knocks radioactive chemical all over her

Finally makes a friend Nervously knocks radioactive chemical all over her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says i love you "Me too"

Girlfriend says i love you

lets a guy know i'm interested in hearing more stories He's Married :( (aka off limits)

lets a guy know i'm interested in hearing more stories He's Married :(
(aka off limits)  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Random girl winks at me Ten year old.

Random girl winks at me Ten year old.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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